Archive for September, 2008

28
Sep

A Rant on the Stench in Dubai’s Buses

My office mate Ali, who also happens to be my car lift to and from the office, has an errand to run for his wife to Deira tonight. And because I want to reach home early, I decided to take a bus to go back to Sharjah.

As expected, the bus station near Al Ghurair Mall in Deira is jam packed with passengers waiting in line for the iftar to be done with and the station officials start giving the orders to board the buses. After paying the driver, I found myself sitting beside an Indian guy who smells like a dead rat, literally. I can almost say the stench of a dead rat maybe an understatement, but it’s the closest comparison I can think of. Forgive me for the description, I know it’s a bit harsh, but if your were in my position, I am very sure you would certainly agree.

Much as I hate it, I covered my nose with my hanky throughout the duration of the ride. I know it’s untoward to do that but I was left with no choice, or else I would certainly puke. I don’t understand why do they have that kind of stinking smell. Is it because they don’t take a bath? Or is it because of the food they eat? Don’t they smell themselves and realize how stinky they already are? Hygiene plays a big part on this. I’m sure they have poor hygiene habits.

Me and my Filipino office mates always notice the bewildered look in the faces of our Indian colleagues whenever they see us brushing our teeth after eating lunch. An elderly Indian from the accounting department wasn’t able to help himself and even commented and told us that we shouldn’t be brushing our teeth more than ONCE A DAY! Duh? So, It means that they only brush their teeth once a day, or maybe not at all. That explains it, that explains their hygiene.

Going back to the bus ride. I was already feeling nauseous when finally the Indian guy beside me stood up and disembarked from the bus. Finally, I was able to breath normally again. This is not the first time I experienced this, but definitely this is the worst. When I got down from the bus, I can’t walk straight because of dizziness that I opted to ride a cab just to reach home.

I’m still cursing Ali up to this very moment.

22
Sep

The Act of Defecation

While in college I swore to myself never to sh-t using a public toilet. But all things changed when I became a member of the so-called working class. And because I am now an office-based employee, I know I can no longer keep that promise. There were numerous times that I have given up my poise to the common inidoro. I released instead of retained, sit and didn’t squat. Until the supposed privacy of defecating became very much of a public act.

Yup, this topic is too appalling to talk about. Being part of the corporate world, it has been an unwritten understanding to keep bowel issues among ourselves. It can be compared to discussions about salary. You always think about it, you want to talk about it, yet it was not spoken of.

I know most of you would agree to just flush this topic down the toilet than discuss it publicly. But I believe that the subject is worthy to be blogged about. Pooping is very much a part of our natural life, especially for us employees who are basically spending more than half of our lives in the office, an occasional trip to the CR cannot be avoided.

Yep, those trips to the CR: The nature of taking a pee to relieve our bursting bladder. The gross releasing of brown submarines in the bowl and fervently wishing there won’t be any MacArthur experience.

The office CR has always been a very awkward place to defecate. Once we’re on the throne, we want to immediately get it over with. Why? Because the place itself presents a lot of opportunities to produce very embarrassing moments.

Just this morning, I was in the CR at the same time with our Sales Director. What if I heard him make a very loud, disgusting farting sound? What if he forgot to flush the toilet and I got a bird’s eye view of his load because I followed him next to the cubicle. Will I think of him differently? Wil I look at him the same way again? No doubt about it. Luckily, none of these happened.

In the Philippines, a building in Makati, 6750 if I’m not mistaken, provides separate CRs for executives, besides the usual gender segregation. Maybe the building planners recognized the inherent awkwardness inside the rest room. By creating separate CRs for bosses, awkward moments between subordinate and superior are alleviated.

As for me, I have already adjusted to the office CR situation. What I do is I go out of my way and proceed to another floor’s CR, where I am a stranger and there is very low traffic.

17
Sep

Bonding Moments

Our system went down again (as always) today. Rosetta, as we have come to call it, was all the while been scheduled to be transferred to another vendor for maintenance since it was abandoned prematurely by its original developers. As a result, we were told to come back in the office at 5 pm or be ready to be on call anytime of the day if the transfer will be finished earlier than expected.

Instead of going home to our own places, most of us decided to hang out at Alden’s place in Deira and stay there until we are all called back to office. While waiting for the call, we decided to become singers for a while and sang our hearts out. As far as I can remember, this was ony the second time that most of us spent some time and bonded together.

It was worth the while, jokes were cracked, secrets revealed, rifts were put aside (well, almost…), and we all just enjoyed the emergency day off we had and prepared ourselves for a rigorous time at the office which will begin at 5 in the afternoon. 5 became 7 in the evening and then ultimately we were told to come back tomorrow at 6 in the morning to finish work left undone for the day.

Although it was a long wait, still the bonding moment was surprisingly refreshing. Well, I know everyone would agree that any off from work is really a good thing for everybody’s well being considering the stressful nature of our job. Thanks again to one of Rosetta’s down times.

Videoke at Alden's

Splitters became divas!

05
Sep

Eraserheads Reunited!

Wish I could have been there…

Just hearing rumors that my favorite pinoy rock band The Eraserheads will be having a reunion concert made me feel ecstatic. And it was even more overwhelming to see them perform together again. Thanks to YouTube, I have seen Ely, Raimund, Buddy and Marcus play some of my favorite Eheads hits again. It was just so sad I wasn’t there when it all happened. I could have been one of those who squeezed themselves at The Fort with all those people and sang every single line of lyric of my favorite songs. I can say that there was something magical about the concert even if I was just watching them in those video snippets. I envy each and every one of those who were there at that moment.

Even though it was already given that how the concert ended was not as everyone had hoped it would be, still seeing them perform the songs of our young adult lives (well, mine at least!) brought me back in time when waiting for their next single or their next album release or their next gig was my most anticipated moment.

Maybe this is just my way of showing how much I love this band that even I am so far away and was only able to hear some of the songs performed online, I can say it was still a wonderful listening experience.

A part two or a repeat? Maybe I’m asking too much, but i know I am not the only one asking.

01
Sep

Ramadan Kareem!

Today marks the beginning of what Muslims refer to as the holy month of Ramadan. And because the UAE is a Muslim country, expats like me should also respect and adhere to the different beliefs and practices Muslims observe during the whole month.

Fasting is a major part of Ramadan where Muslims don’t eat anything beginning sunrise up to sunset. Although this seems absurdly difficult for me, there’s nothing I can do but to follow. You cannot chew anything in any public place all around the country. Restaurants and fast food chains are closed during the day and only opens up in the evening. You wouldn’t believe that you could be jailed if caught eating or drinking or even chewing a gum in public during fasting time. They treat this as an insult and as an act of tempting those who are fasting.

Before sunrise, Muslims take a light morning meal called Suhoor and just after sunset they again take a meal called Iftar to break their fast. Usually a canon is fired to announce the breaking of the fast for the day.

Children (cut-off point is about 12 years old), the elderly, the insane, travellers, pregnant or nursing women, sick people, and those who are fighting in battle are not expected to fast. Instead they should feed one poor person each day during Ramadan, or, in the case of temporary conditions, make up the days by fasting at a later date. Women should not fast during menstruation but make up those days after Ramadan.

Other obligations of Muslims during Ramadan are as follows:

  • Curb undesirable emotions such as anger, greed, envy, lust, and refrain from gossip.
  • Keep thoughts and actions pure and use the time of fasting for spiritual contemplation.
  • Be charitable and help those in need.
  • Visit friends and family members.

Women who are not Muslims are advised to be respectful and polite and dress more conservatively during Ramadan – shoulders and legs should be covered. Bars are usually still open but patrons will be asked what religion they are and refused entry if they are Muslim. Live and loud music is banned, so is dancing. Any alcohol related offenses will probably be treated much more severely than outside the month of Ramadan – it is quite possible an offender is stuck in prison until the end of Ramadan. Car stereos should be turned down – loud music, especially rock or similar music, is disrespectful at least, and if police hear it, they’ll have something to say about it.

Traffic jam times change – the morning is not much different but afternoons from 1 pm – 4 pm is quite busy, and again just before Iftar as many people are trying to get to a desired location for Iftar. Every year there are numerous accidents and requests from police to drive carefully at the time. For an hour or so just after Iftar, and from 4 pm to an hour or so before Iftar, the roads are relatively traffic-free.

The only benefit I get during Ramadan is the government ruling that companies are required by law to reduce working time by 2 hours per day for all employees, not only Muslims. If employees work longer hours, they should receive overtime pay. Workers can file a complaint at the Ministry of Labour if a company is not following this rule, or not paying overtime for employees who do work longer hours. Although there’s not much of a difference for me because I work regularly from 9 am to 7 pm. Other companies are only working till 4pm, so in Ramadan they go home at 2 pm. But still, it’s better than nothing.

Matching Ramadan with a very hot weather is a team to beat. I just hope I could endure Ramadan till it ends, but surely I will miss the shortened working hours…




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